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Khloe Khardashian began a 30 day sentence in jail today after her November 2007 arrest for DUI.  In a related story, Khloe Kardashian was released after beginning a 30 day sentence in jail for a Noverber 2007 DUI.  TMZ says...

For those of you who had 173 minutes time served in the office pool -- drinks are on you!  According to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department website, Khloe Khardashian is now on the loose again, free as a bird to party it up at Hyde and dine at Wendy's.
How's that compare to her fellow celeb inmates? Nicole did 82 minutes, Lindsay did 84. Khloe did roughly 100 more minutes. That's a hardened criminal!  Sheriff's spokesperson tells us she was released because female inmates are eligible for early release due to overcrowding. We're told there's only one female jail and it's "busting at the seams."

Sienna Miller and her new lover, Baldasomething Getty, have been in Italy all week, and now Splash has new pictures of him grabbing her tits and staring at them like a 14-year-old who hired a prostitute.  There’s no audio so we can’t tell if he made a "honk honk" sound, but it's safe to say that yes he did. After this she grabs his crotch and he spins away like a shy little twinkie.  Oh, tee hee, tee hee.  Knock it off you fairy.  Be a man and tag that shit.  I would F that little slut so hard her vagina would spark and start to smoke.

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Google Docs Templates

Google Docs recently added over 300 templates for a variety of business documents, spreadsheets, and presentations. Need templates for a calendar, a letter, a resume, or even Avery-compatible labels? You’re good to go.

My favorites are in the eclectic “Miscellaneous” section, where you’ll find templates for athletes, parents, wedding or event planners, wine nerds, screenwriters — even “animal guardians”.

Cool new resource and a neat idea. Yet another reason for MS Office to keep an eye on its dwindling lunch.

I’m looking forward to spending some time with these, because I’m a huge GDocs nerd. Can’t wait until you can edit Google Documents via your iPhone. That’s when the game really changes.

As I wrote yesterday, I’m loving the new iPhone apps on the iTunes store. Also, as we mentioned on MacBreak Weekly yesterday, it seems likely that we’re just seeing the tip of the iceberg in terms of what people will do with that SDK.

But it got me thinking about the stuff I want — the itches I want to scratch. So, iPhone developer friends. Please make these three apps.

Prime This

Elevator pitch: Scan barcode to instantly order an item via Amazon

Out and about and see something you want to buy? Maybe a book, CD, or DVD that you want, but don’t want to buy/carry/pack right now? No problem.

Take a photo of the item’s barcode, hit one button, and the item is instantly ordered through Amazon 1-Click using your default credit card and shipping preferences. Done.

Yeah, I know; I know. You want price comparisons, and wish lists, and an API for tagging and “mashups.” Well, suck it up; you’re not who this is for. This is for hardcore, mainlining Amazon Prime power users. That’s why it has exactly one button: “Prime This.”

Suggested price: Free (developer will make a killing on affiliate money)

iParked

Elevator pitch: Location-aware parking reminder

Open the app, hit a button, and your location is noted and added to a map. Optionally add an alarm (for the parking meter or street cleaning), notes and photos (“3rd level; Area G”), and other pertinent data (“Closes at 1am; after hours number is….”).

When you’re ready to go to your car, the app reminds you where you parked (with a walking map), and off you go.

Suggested price: $5

That Reminds Me

Elevator pitch: Lightweight, location-aware alarm app

Tell TRM the really mushy kinds of things that fall somewhere between a todo and a wish and a curiosity.

• buy a lottery ticket on my birthday
• pick up a crazy notebook next time I’m in Chinatown
• grab a takeout menu next time I’m at Andy’s

Using functionality similar to OmniFocus’s flexible, location-aware contexts, add new items to your list with optional alarms and start/end dates. Then forget about it.

Next time you’re geographically near where you need to be, you get a reminder and a map to get you there.

Suggested price: $5

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Apple has released iTunes 7.7. This is in preparation for iPhone 2.0 software rollout this Friday the 11th. If your planning on downloading the iPhone 2.0 software you will need this update. The iTunes 7.7 update is available for mac or windows through Software Update or as a stand alone package at Apple.com

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The boys at gizmodo have put together a summation of 3G iPhone reviews from Walt Mossberg of the WSJ and All Things D, Ed Baig from USA Today and David Pogue from the NYTimes.

The first iPhone 3G reviews have just hit, from Walt Mossberg of the WSJ and All Things D, Ed Baig from USA Today and David Pogue from the NYTimes. No one goes deep into the app store but here’s what they think:

Walt Mossberg of the WSJ has been testing it “for a couple of weeks” and sees that surfing on the faster 3G is between three and five times the speed of the original iPhone. However, Moss found that browsing on the 3G network drained his battery much faster than browsing on the original. Externally, he says the speaker was “much louder” (YES!) for both music and speakerphone, but otherwise pretty much the same as the original. One bug/feature he ran into was that you can only sync your calendar and contacts with either Exchange or your personal accounts, not both.

Read the article in it entirety over at gizmodo

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