CHRISTIAN KIDS WANNA KNOW:
Why Did Jesus Give the Injuns Tiny Tallywhackers?  Just in time for Thanksgiving, Pastor answers an important question from a concerned Baptist child.  Find Out Why!> 

Teachers Punish Stupidest Students By Making Them Play Injuns in Thanksgiving Pageant   Maybe standing in front of their little classmates naked, throwing corn cobs at Baby Jesus and chewing on raw squirrels will teach lazy students what happens to unmotivated people. Full Story!>

Forget the War on Terror! We Got Demons! 
Panic strikes the heartland as demons invade an entire flock of holiday turkeys!  Alert!>

Thanks to Our Efforts, Millions Will Starve to Death Knowing Jesus as Their Savior! 
"We've managed to avoid most "Works Salvation" conflicts of interest, praise God!" Article>

Republican Kids Say the Darndest Things About Barack Obama! "Do we have to let the black people out of prison and into our house so momma can feed them and daddy has to give them all his money now?"  Questions From Kids!> 

Christian Checklist to Spotting Faggotry!  The winner of a Baptist College writing contest shares 10 homo detection signs. Read!>

Church Mandates: SARAH PALIN WEEK! 
A whole week of events honoring the Lord's favorite female.  Schedule>  

Shocking Bible Discovery Shatters the Homosexual Agenda!  The Bible reveals the exact number of Homos living anywhere in the world. Revelation!>

Naked Miley Cyrus is Satan's Favorite Pied Piper Slut!  Signs your precious teenage daughter is becoming a Cyrus slut. Read>

What Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming?  The faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus will return! Glory!  More>