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			<title>2010 Dates coming soon</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/188-2010-Dates-coming-soon.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Just and FYI. As the new DavisComedy.com is being implemented over the next few weeks there may be some odd glitches here and there.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;Currently the Tour Dates system is down. This will all be back to normal in a few days.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy 2010 everyone!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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			<title>A year in review in 140 characters or less... sorta.</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/187-2009-facebook-status-updates.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p style=&quot;font: normal normal normal 13px/normal &amp;#39;Lucida Grande&amp;#39;; margin: 0px&quot;&gt;The year in reverse in Facebook Status updates. This is just a simple listing of all the status updates (excluding pictures, video, and links) I wrote on Facebook in 2009 starting from today goingbackwards. Sarcasm, drinking, and violence seem to be a common theme throughout&amp;hellip;. Seems about right.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font: normal normal normal 13px/normal &amp;#39;Lucida Grande&amp;#39;; color: #333333; min-height: 16p [...]</description>
			<author>sadmind</author>
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			<title>December Show in Birmingham!</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/186-Happy-Fucking-Holidays.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;images/eventlist/events/Dec_15_2009_MattDavis_beers.png&quot; alt=&quot;Happy Holidays&quot; width=&quot;400&quot; height=&quot;318&quot; /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Comedy Club Stardome and I have put together a show for December 15th (Tuesday) for those of you looking for a break from the holiday family friendly entertainmentoptions out there... just some good old fashioned Matt Davis in the &amp;quot;Happy Fucking Holidays&amp;quot; show. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Get on the Naughty List via Stardome.com  or by calling (205) 444-0008&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;M [...]</description>
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			<title>I Hate Your Vanity Plate</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/184-god-loves-double-penetration.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;I hold a strong abhorrence toward vanity plates. I assume my irritation towards them is fomented by the dangerous combination of puerile wit and road rage. I realize these outward expressions of nothingness are often beloved tokens of the daily commute of those that propagate this contextless wordgame on society.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However for those of us wishing your alphanumeric 7 character phrase game to die off quicker than you change lanes mid-intersection, it is merely a window into your being [...]</description>
			<author>sadmind</author>
		<category>travel</category>
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			<title>Google Maps is watching you</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/182-Google-Maps-is-watching-you.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Ever have that odd and pressing sensation that someone&amp;#39;s watching you? Sure it&amp;#39;s probably the money you could be saving with GEICO but it might just be something more sinister... something more linkable.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Google Maps has documented a few things since it purchased Key Hole: &lt;/p&gt;nakedpeople on beachesmore naked peopleand some naked peoplea house on fire &lt;br /&gt;a guy passed out in his mother&amp;#39;s yardmy friend&amp;#39;s uncle drinking a beer &lt;br /&gt;It has even been banned by some towns &lt; [...]</description>
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			<title>Drunk with Piety</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/180-drunk-with-piety.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;The below is an editorial response sent to the Birmingham News the other week. Since I&amp;#39;ll be shocked if they publish even an exerpt, I&amp;#39;m posting it here. Enjoy. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Matt Davis &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Drunk with Piety &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;A recent Birmingham News article(http://www.al.com/birminghamnews/stories/index.ssf?/base/news/1235380519290080.xml&amp;amp;coll=2)  by Malcomb Daniels left me once again troubled at the archaic way in which my home state likes to operate. Here we are in the year 2009 disc [...]</description>
			<author>sadmind</author>
		<category>politics</category>
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			<title>Sometimes a joke is just racist</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/179-Obama-Joke-Racist-Newspaper.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/2634312.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;2634312.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;4&quot; vspace=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;250&quot; height=&quot;170&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; /&gt;&amp;nbsp; I&amp;#39;ve written my fair share of humorous things that end up a little too &amp;quot;racist&amp;quot; to be universally funny. More importantly the ones that fall into thatcategory more times than not end up being rather obvious and unoriginal.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;ve stated before that the problem with race-related jokes is they are often times just not that creative, and thereby end up bei [...]</description>
			<author>sadmind</author>
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			<title>Unrehearesed PodCast: Punchline Comedy Club</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/178-unrehearsed-podcast-matt-davis-atlanta-punchline.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/punchline.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;punchline.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;8&quot; vspace=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;125&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; /&gt;The other weekend while in Atlanta at The Punchline  opening for Dave Attell , I sat down with Jamie and recorded one of his &amp;quot;Unrehearsed&amp;quot; podcasts for the Punchline&amp;#39;s site.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We are just kind of talking about comedy in general, other comedians, and crap like that. Basically whatever came up, since it is... well... Unrehearsed. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;You can go check it [...]</description>
			<author>sadmind</author>
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			<title>Facebook &quot;Fan&quot; page</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/177-matt-davis-facebook-page.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;I dislike the term &amp;quot;fan&amp;quot; for whatever reason... but that&amp;#39;s what FaceBook.com calls it in the Pages part of their site.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pages and Profiles are different, they function differently and have different rules.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Basically Pages are indexed by Google and can have an unlimited # of &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot; subscribed to it. The only real issue is they can be a pain in the ass to find. The URLs aren&amp;#39;t exactly user-friendly over there... so to ease matters I created a redirect URL  [...]</description>
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			<title>I miss you Matt Davis - $100 Dollar Contest Entries.</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/176-i-miss-you-contest.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Below are the pictures entered that are being included in the contest.. you have until Wed Feb 25th to add your own! Just send them to:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Imissyou /AT/ daviscomedy /DOT/ com&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And they will be entered to win $100 to stimulate your whatever.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;1.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/I_miss_you_contest/rufus.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;rufus.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;4&quot; vspace=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;200&quot; height=&quot;150&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;2.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/I_miss_you_contest/Picture252.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Picture [...]</description>
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			<title>I got your Economic Stimulus Package</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/175-I-got-your-Economic-Stimulus-Package.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Times are tough. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Everyone seems to have an opinion/plan to recharge the economy here in the states and each of these ideas is met with its own set of naysayers; usually listing a series of flaws in the other&amp;#39;s plan, &amp;quot;it will cost to much and not boost spending enough&amp;quot;, or &amp;quot;too little too late&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;too full of pork&amp;quot;, or &amp;quot;you can&amp;#39;t just dole out checks and tax credits to people who aren&amp;#39;t paying in anyway&amp;quot; etc. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;Luckily I&amp;#39; [...]</description>
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			<title>Avatar Shmavatar.... which horrible picture is best?</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/174-twitter-profile-image.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;So I&amp;#39;m changing my Avatar on a couple sites... namely for my Twitter profile (Twitter.com/MattDavis). The question, which of these ridiculous pictures should I go with?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can DM or @MattDavis me on Twitter the# you like/hate most.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not on Twitter? Feel free to comment below if you&amp;#39;re a site member or drop me an email via the Contact Page if not.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;The current image (aka #1):&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/photo.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;photo.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;4&quot; vspace=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;250&quot; h [...]</description>
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			<title>Skagway Alaska</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/173-skagway-alaska.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;From the kids in Skagway, Alaska.. some I miss you Matt Davis pics... extra fitting since I don&amp;#39;t know the vast majority of these people and have never been to Skagway.... In fact.. not even sure where it is.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/skagway08_400.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;skagway08_400.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;4&quot; vspace=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;400&quot; height=&quot;300&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#39;s a darker version: &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/skagway08_400dark.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;skagway08_400dark.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;4&quot; vspace=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;400&quot; height=&quot;300&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p [...]</description>
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			<title>Clay Aiken is sick</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/172-Clay-Aiken-is-sick.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;I found this pic on a brilliant post over at FilmDrunk.com  after Julian Kross  sent it to me.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Original Post: http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8861 &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/giantlegwoman.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;giantlegwoman.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;4&quot; vspace=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;400&quot; height=&quot;287&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But when I looked at the picture I thought Clay Aiken had caught something other than a career wooing soccer moms and blowing their sons.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/clay_aiken.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;clay_aiken.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;4&quot; v [...]</description>
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			<title>Super Bowl Revisited</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/170-janet-jackson-nipple-gate-revisited.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Doing some searching on an old computer, I stumbled across a picture I made back during Janet Jackson Super Bowl Titty Gate or whatever you want to call it. Thought I would share.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/matt_superbowl.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;matt_superbowl.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;4&quot; vspace=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;300&quot; height=&quot;472&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I also found an article I submitted at around the same time to SOAK magazine that wasn&amp;#39;t used.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I posted it within the timeline of this blog here:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;http://ww [...]</description>
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			<title>I Miss You Matt Davis, the not so PETA photo shoot</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/169-i-miss-you-matt-davis-peta-version.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;As some/many of you may already now I do a silly a bit regarding the power of the phrase &amp;quot;I miss you.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A version (one of the first) is on my &amp;quot;Illegal, On Time, and Aroused &amp;quot; album.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A synopsis for those that aren&amp;#39;t familiar with it, is that the phrases &amp;quot;I missyou&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I love you&amp;quot; are simultaneously the nicest things you can say to someone you care about, and the creepiest things you can say to a complete and total stranger. It expands fr [...]</description>
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			<title>Presidential Limo</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/168-president-obama-limo.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;As is customary, on January 20th, 2009 to match our shiny new President&amp;rsquo;s swearing in the Secret Service will be unveiling the new presidential limousine. Ah&amp;hellip; that new car smell! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cadillac will be the official maker of the car, which has been projected by Fox News to looksomething like this:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/pimpride.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Obama Pimp Ride&quot; hspace=&quot;4&quot; vspace=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;300&quot; height=&quot;188&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sadly that is of course not true. Though I  [...]</description>
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			<title>New Year's Resolutions</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/167-New-Years-Resolutions.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/NewYearsEveParty.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;NewYearsEveParty.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;4&quot; vspace=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;200&quot; height=&quot;200&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; /&gt;The end of 2008. The beginning of 2009. Death. Rebirth. The cornerstone of the Pagan (and most preceding and post-created) worship systems. The end of Daymarks the beginning of night&amp;hellip; the end of the Winter marks the beginning of Spring. Eggs, Rabbits, your birthday means something, I think you get the picture.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;More importantly, New Year&amp;rsquo;s  [...]</description>
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			<title>A bunch of links to find me</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/150-matt-davis-other-websites.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;I have stuff all over the internet these days, for different reasons. Even I forget about them here and there. I have to leave to those notification emails left on when I join a new site just to make sure I remember what I was doing there. I even keep a seperate group in my Address Book just to listmy Login Usernames and Passwords.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As I was organizing my bookmarks I decided to just make a list. And since I made the list, I thought I might as well post it up here for the hell of it. So I [...]</description>
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			<title>Sinner's Ball Site</title>
			<link>http://www.daviscomedy.com/Blog/149-sinners-ball.html</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;images/62/sinnersballsite.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Sinners Ball new website&quot; hspace=&quot;4&quot; vspace=&quot;4&quot; width=&quot;200&quot; height=&quot;140&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; /&gt;The new home of &amp;quot;Matt Davis&amp;#39; Sinner&amp;#39;s Ball&amp;quot; shows (aka the SIN shows) will be at http://sinnersball.daviscomedy.com  !&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We are still putting the site together, but over the next few weeks we will be adding links to all the past performers, as well a store showing you where you can find more from each of them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The blog centered site  [...]</description>
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