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If you haven't seen the video of Miss Teen USA's South Carolina contestant rambling on aimlessly in what appears to be the closest thing to a complete thought she's ever processed, I invite you to watch it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII

Now to get a full grasp of this, let's have a read shallwe:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for [us?]."

Feel free to reread that several times. If you've ever argued against abortion... you may apologize now.