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Ever have that odd and pressing sensation that someone's watching you? Sure it's probably the money you could be saving with GEICO but it might just be something more sinister... something more linkable.

Google Maps has documented a few things since it purchased Key Hole:

nakedpeople on beaches
• more naked people
• and some naked people
• a house on fire
  
• a guy passed out in his mother's yard
• my friend's uncle drinking a beer
  
• It has even been banned by some towns
  

I realize you probably wanted links to the naked people rather than the house burning down, the passed out guy, or an article about a town banning them... but those go away rather quickly and I'm tired of googling Google right now.

 I didn't think Google's street view cars were invasive and creepy when I saw the Melbourne man on the crapper or the London man picking his nose. The recent "naked child" news is possibly troublesome for Google; though I'm not really clear why there was a naked child where a car driving by could snap a picture. 

 I think my irritation comes from the fact that everytime i google how to get a job taking pics for Google Maps all I get is page after page of people asking how they get such high resolution photos. It's really their loss. I have countless random pictures from years of travel. If you add in my friends' photos we might knock out the continental United States by the end of this month.

So, since I can't seem to find where to send them, I'd like to take this moment to audition my street view skills. These are the very sort of informational and useful photos you could expect to be the norm if anyone over at Google contacts me to take care of this. Enjoy!

• 1.  The Best Way to See Arkansas... at 80mph!:

• 2. Failure, USA:

• 3. Egypt!:
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• 4. A Town comedian Julian Kross calls: 'Paris Hilton':
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• 5. The Entrance to where Dick Cheney spent all of 2001 to 2008:

• 6. Nadya Suleman's birth canal... now excepting E-Z Pass:
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