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I openly admit that I'm a fan of other people making horrible, horrible decisions. Whether it be grotesque, silly, ridiculous, violent, or just mildly amusing; I'm rather willing to feed my inner voyer by giving them my partial attention as they make a mistake.

As far as things deemed "pornography" Ive seen most. Many regretfully. The infamous "Mr. Hands" video is high on that list. If you don't know that Enumclaw incident by his name, don't bother asking about it. Just think "beastiallity snuff film"... shutter to yourself... and move on.

The 2 Girls 1 Cup phenomenon was humorous... digusting, (possibly fake), but funny. But German Shitza porn has been out there for awhile... long enough that between it and the Holocaust, I don't know why we let those Arian bastards play in our reindeer games anymore.

I've seen the guy shooting himself in the mouth at a news conference, raw animal attack videos, suspension videos (which I'll be watching live here in a month or so), and too much other stuff to even begin to try and categorize.

But if there is anything more horrifying than a Urethral Sound... I do NOT want to know about it.

Thank my buddy Rob for introducing this one to me. Before you run off and Google it, let me give you a quick, clinical breakdown of this activity:

• Its orgins are of an antiquatied medical procedure.  
• It involves a 9 1/2" metal rod
• Said rod is inserted into the man's urethra
• Apparently some even hit the rod, while inserted, with a tuning fork to make it vibrate.
• You're an asshole if you think this is a good idea
  

Ok, I know the tuning fork line may make you giggle and forget the horrifying facts listed above. DO NOT think its sillyness at any point lessens to the frightening reality of 9 1/2 inches of ribbed metal rod chillin like a catheter up in your junk. Well not really "chillin" since it is moved back and forth.. repeatedly... like the guy is trying to churn butter in his bladder.

It is simply the worst shit ever... as my buddy Scotty O put it "The bar has been raised, this shit makes 2 Girls 1 Cup look like Finding Nemo". Comedian Julian Kross added "I like how the penis appears to bow as the rod is removed... as if to admit defeat". Several other people I emailed this to have responded by changing their email address. I understand.

I wish I had more "haha's" about this. But I'm a few weeks into it being in my brain and I'm still not passed the "grabbing-my-crotched-in-sympathy-pain-phase" every time the image flutters in my head.

If you want to ruin your fucking week, here's the link:

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=06451106_cleaning.wmv

Don't blame me when you can't sleep. I've told you not to look at it....

But you're going to aren't you? *Sigh* you never listen.