God Bless America ATM
This is a sign at a gas station that I saw driving through a rural part of Alabama during the first weekend in 2012. My mind almost exploded with ways to attack. A couple are listed below, but I haven’t a clue how many I forgot about. Not to mention what others might come up with. Leave me some in the comments.
1.) “I don’t know which candidate’s campaign slogan this is, but I appreciate the rare, brutal honesty”
2.) “When Tim Tebow finally becomes the 1st President of the United States of Santorum, all school children – upon completion of their mandatory prayer sessions – will proclaim this towards the ceiling tiles to conclude their daily faith-by-fear performance.”
3.) “Very funny, China, now put the prices of gas back up so only the nice cars stop here.”
4.) “Great. A Christian ATM. I withdraw from it, and instead of giving me want I ask for when I asked for it, it gives me whatever it wants when it decides the time is right; and anytime I try to deposit something new into it, it ignores the deposit and calls me a witch.”
5.) “Please, please, please, please, please tell me that’s supposed to read: ‘God, bless America… ass to mouth.”
I hope you enjoyed those. Add your own below.
